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I'm not really looking for a job. I seem to keep too busy writing, selling books, making press appearances, performing magic, singing karoke, charcoal grilling steaks, publishing and many other things, to worry about working for a living. I am just too busy enjoying "The Magic Life". If, however, you really do need someone to help you out personally, professionally, or perhaps motivate your company, well I can give you a slice of my time in exchange for a few bucks ... but you won't get my life.